mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Posted on 23 April 2014
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Posted on 23 April 2014
45,973 notes, reblog this post

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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